A pretty good spam email
Apr. 29th, 2011 08:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thewayneFrom: Free Sample Enlargement
Subject: The Greatest Shag of All
(I didn't open the message)
So, you get a sample from somewhere and for no cost, it gets really big. Cool! I get food samples from Trader Joe's whenever we go there, so this could feed both of us instead of just having a bite. Or could the sample keep growing and destroy the store? Next Godzilla flick!
And greatest shag of all? We do kinda need new carpeting....
Subject: The Greatest Shag of All
(I didn't open the message)
So, you get a sample from somewhere and for no cost, it gets really big. Cool! I get food samples from Trader Joe's whenever we go there, so this could feed both of us instead of just having a bite. Or could the sample keep growing and destroy the store? Next Godzilla flick!
And greatest shag of all? We do kinda need new carpeting....
