Ah, so a nice, warm, approachable candidate!

[thewayne]

Just the traits that we need in our POTUS.

"Do not speak to him unless you are spoken to."
—email sent to Herman Cain staff re in-car protocol

I saw a clip of him on the Daily Show last week, he was singing John Lennon's Imagine with the lyrics "Imagine there's no pizza, I wonder if you can..." The dude cannot sing.

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[moiraj.livejournal.com]

That's the same protocol for royalty.

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

Heh. Can one put on airs before one is elected?

[moiraj.livejournal.com]

It's kind of pathetic how little power one must have to develop an unrealistic sense of importance.

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

"So stick to your desk and never go to sea and you may be the ruler of the Queen's navy!" (I saw Pinafore a few weeks ago)

I just can't see Cain as POTUS. People say that a lack of government experience is a bonus, I do not agree. I remember before the Iowa Straw Poll that he came out saying that all bills for laws could be no longer than three pages. There's probably a good amount of verbiage that could be cut out of bills, not to mention huge amounts of pork, but except for resolutions recognizing some sports team or another, I don't think it's a realistic proposition.

[silveradept]

When you're the front-runner, you're king of all you can see, right? So you can just demand whatever you like?