Spam, wonderful spam!
Jul. 14th, 2016 09:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
One recurrent spam that I receive at my former work account and regularly on one of my personal email accounts has the subject line "New F@ck buddy alert!"
The @ symbol is commonly read as "At", so how do you pronounce "fatck"?
In linux you have the fsck for file system check, so is this a Windows command for checking the file allocation table? And why would I need a buddy to check that?
I just don't understand this modern world.
Another amusing spam that I received was from someone named Asia who said they were from the Ukraine. Do they travel a lot and recently relocated? Do they change their name whenever they travel? If they were in Africa, would they say their name was North America?
Yes, I'm rambling. The last few days have been conducive to random acts of weirdness. But my wife arrived yesterday, and we went and saw The Secret Life of Pets last night, and I laughed my butt off. I should check with the theater and see if they found it, it's hard to keep your pants up when your butt is missing.
The @ symbol is commonly read as "At", so how do you pronounce "fatck"?
In linux you have the fsck for file system check, so is this a Windows command for checking the file allocation table? And why would I need a buddy to check that?
I just don't understand this modern world.
Another amusing spam that I received was from someone named Asia who said they were from the Ukraine. Do they travel a lot and recently relocated? Do they change their name whenever they travel? If they were in Africa, would they say their name was North America?
Yes, I'm rambling. The last few days have been conducive to random acts of weirdness. But my wife arrived yesterday, and we went and saw The Secret Life of Pets last night, and I laughed my butt off. I should check with the theater and see if they found it, it's hard to keep your pants up when your butt is missing.