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"Hard to follow sometimes."
— Fox News host Gretchen Carlson on Spongebob Squarepants

Now, I know that most Foxies are hired for their ability to toe the party line and not for their stunning intellect, and I could accept someone saying that they have problems following Proust or Kierkegaard, but Spongebob? I guess someone is not smarter than a 5th grader.

"They're not going to let red and green into the classroom...How do you equate red and green with Jesus?...Take away the nativity scene and now you're going to take away red and green?"
— Gretchen Carlson on Fox & Friends, reporting a false story about a Florida elementary school banning Christmas colors. Five years ago Bill O'Reilly was forced to retract a similar false report about a school in Texas.

No fact checking AND no institutional memory! WHEEEE!

"This is what being president of the United States is all about. It's these tough, huge, monumental decisions... It's in a time of crisis making these executive decisions. It's just like our job... It's the same thing as being president of the United States."
-- "Fox and Friends" co-host Gretchen Carlson

I saw a repeat of this on The Daily Show. Yeah, hosting a morning show is just like being POTUS. I wouldn't think that news hosts make much in the way of decisions, that would be more the producer's and floor director's jobs.

Someone needs her meds increased.

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