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Mock the stupid!
Jan. 6th, 2006 02:03 amIt's amazing some of the things that I see on this feed, such as this:
"An interesting way to die
My dad is a pediatrician, and one of his doctor friends transferred a 14 year old patient to my dad.
The kid had acute aspirin poisoning, which is pretty rare nowadays. For a long time, they couldn't figure out how the kid ingested so mch aspirin, and the kid wouldn't tell them.
Finally, they determined that he didn't eat the aspirin, but he absorbed it through his skin. After some more questioning, the kid told them what had happened.
Every day for a month, the kid used BENGAY to masturbate with, supposedly because he liked the tingling feeling. The last day before he was admitted to the hospital, he used "quite a lot". He almost died. FROM MASTURBATION.
Basically, be carefully what you use during your personal time."
"An interesting way to die
My dad is a pediatrician, and one of his doctor friends transferred a 14 year old patient to my dad.
The kid had acute aspirin poisoning, which is pretty rare nowadays. For a long time, they couldn't figure out how the kid ingested so mch aspirin, and the kid wouldn't tell them.
Finally, they determined that he didn't eat the aspirin, but he absorbed it through his skin. After some more questioning, the kid told them what had happened.
Every day for a month, the kid used BENGAY to masturbate with, supposedly because he liked the tingling feeling. The last day before he was admitted to the hospital, he used "quite a lot". He almost died. FROM MASTURBATION.
Basically, be carefully what you use during your personal time."
