ROFLMAO! My wife sent me a text message while I was driving up the mountain!

[thewayne]

She spreads lidocaine cream on her foot to fight the itchies. Here's the message:

1. Put on nitrile glove
2. Squirt numbing ointment onto foot
3. Spread ointment with bare hand
4. Stare dazedly at goopy hand and clean glove
5. Squirt ointment onto other foot

Oops! I got a good laugh out of it.

Comments

[moonhare]

Thank heavens she didn’t rub her eyes!