More spammy humor

Some junk email goodness:

RE: calf retribution leaden VlAGxRA$2.10 ambidextrous ClALdlS$2.30 wobbler. Calf retribution. Mommy cow died insane? Now, if we remove the mutilated product names, we have Calf retribution leaden ambidextrous wobbler. Maybe I should award a Noprize in the great Marvel tradition to the person who comes up with the best drabble for it.

I then had several of your standard penis spam:
Experience real masculine power with a bigger di'ck
Experience astonishing sensations in bed with your new big penis
Stop complaining about small penis - change it!
Hottest girls are waiting for your new bigger penis

The first one weirded me out: is a di'ck a Klingon something that I really don't want to know about?
The second one apparently guarantees that whatever it is they are selling will make you more sensitive, which for many men means they're not going to last as long. The third one makes me think of putting a bigger carburetor on a Chevy. The last one is kind of intriguing: "hottest girls". A superlative. An absolute. Who did the judging? I like specific somatotypes, and porn stars typically ain't it.

But here is the best. After seeing message upon message of penis enhancement, I saw this subject:

Using the Exception Handling Block in Enterprise Library 3.0.

It really threw me until I noticed that it was from DevX Enterprise Update, a programmer newsletter.

Ten reasons to hate cell phone carriers

More than ten, but they're good, so I'm not complaining. Are European and Aussie carriers as bad as ours?

http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2007/10/10-reasons-to-h.html