South Carolina considering a bill making the public use of profanity a felony

Oh, shit: "publishes orally or in writing, exhibits, or otherwise makes available anything obscene to any a group or individual" and "A person who violates the provisions of this section is guilty of a felony and, upon conviction, must be fined not more than five thousand dollars or imprisoned not more than five years, or both."

I am certain that this will make South Carolina a haven for calm, well-reasoned discourse where course utterances shall become nothing but a foul memory. Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my ass.

George Carlin, we miss you!

http://www.scstatehouse.gov/sess118_2009-2010/bills/56.htm

How to repaint a jumbo jet in 3 minutes!

Well, you can't. It takes almost 2 weeks, but time lapse photography and YouTube make it much shorter!

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/01/how-to-repaint.html