Mister Pot, meet Ms. Kettle

"We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image."
— press release about Jersey Shore's "The Situation" from Abercrombie & Fitch, which recently introduced push-up bikini tops for eight-year-old girls

ROFLMAO!

Blind man sued for downloading a porn movie

He left a wireless router open and apparently someone downloaded a movie that's being tracked. It was linked to his IP address, and it was cheaper for him to settle than fly cross-country to DC where the suit was filed.

http://www.seattleweekly.com/content/printVersion/1395372/