I can't disagree with that!

"Bacon is truly the marijuana of meats."
—Keith Knight

I don't eat a lot of bacon because I've yet to really master getting it as crispy as I'd like. I had a gadget that great for microwaving it, but it disappeared. The only bacon that I have in the house is Vosges chocolate-covered hickory smoked bacon.

Hmmm. Chocolate-covered marijuana. [insert Homer Simpson drool]