Have you noticed the new Kool-Aid commercials?

[thewayne]

Now a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid is wearing SHORTS. It weren't like that when I was a young'un (GET OFF THE LAWN! Damn kids...), he just had two stubby legs for crashing through oddly-placed brick/block walls. So why shorts? Are we supposed to think that giant pitchers of flavored sugar and water have genitalia? Are there male and female giant pitchers of flavored sugar and water? Is there slash fic for two male pitchers of flavored sugar and water coming to realize their true feelings for each other?

Comments

[maegwin-of-hern.livejournal.com]

Apparently, people had also complained about the last Soccer World Cup's mascot, Goleo, not wearing pants. HE'S A PLUSH LION, FOR GOD'S SAKE! How many plush animals do you know that are actually produced with genitalia?

You know, it might be shocking to some people, but my plush animals are all NAKED! That's right! I'm so Bad! I'm Evil! And my parents are as well, because they gave them to me when I was still an innocent child!

Geez.

[thedragonweaver.livejournal.com]

"How many plush animals do you know that are actually produced with genitalia?"

Catbus, from My Neighbor Totoro. I have a friend who ordered the window clean version and by God, it has balls.

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

My aunt has/had a plush frog who, when you pick him up, displays a bit of a surprise...