Let the Mister Spock Lyrics Contest begin!

[thewayne]

There is a known domicile within the boundaries of the largest city in Louisiana,
commonly referred to as the Abode of the Elevating Thermonuclear Furnace.
It is responsible for the devastation of a large number of economically-disadvantaged young men,
and Deity, I am included in their number.

(in response to Grey Weirdo's post)

Comments

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

Had it with the first line!

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

Not difficult to identify, but fun to make elegantly convoluted.

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

Just got this from LJ... who is a horse buggering mother fucker!


Anyway! Mostly I was just glad that I was right when I checked to make sure. I thought I knew the song from the first line but I wasn't sure.

[thedragonweaver.livejournal.com]

There is a female of class who is certain that all that refracts light is element 79,
And she is purchasing a set of equally-elevated risers to the promise of a happy afterlife in the dominant religion
And when she arrives at the location of the dream she certifies if the places to purchase goods and services are not open for operation
By speaking simply she can acquire that for which she traveled

Repetetive vowels are sung
And she purchases a well-constructed set of equally-elevated risers to the afterlife of those who follow their religious precepts

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

Very good!

[ateji.livejournal.com]

I kind of skimmed it until the last line jumped out, but boy do I have it. :P