The AD&D stats of famous people!

[thewayne]

For example, Paris Hilton:

Paris Hilton
Actress
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 9
Intelligence: 9
Wisdom: 8
Constitution: 10
Dexterity: 14
Charisma: 18
Special Abilities: Wiggling out of jail time for DUI charges, washing cars in an entertaining manner.

Personally I think her int and wis are at least 1 point high. The descriptions for Bush & Cheney are pretty funny.

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/03/guess-the-add-s.html

Comments

[silveradept]

A lot of Charisma in excess. Isn't the maximum of Ad&D an 18/00?

[anyeone.livejournal.com]

You think she's charismatic?

UGH! I think she's repulsive on all levels, only famous because she's rich and whorish.

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

No, I do agree with you, she's not charismatic but I think her int and wis are more exaggerated than her cha. ;-)

Carlos Mencia had a great slam on her in the third season.

[deborak]

I love Ron Paul's stats!