Doonesbury Say What

[thewayne]

"Most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches. I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."
-- Dr. Kimberly Daniels, in an essay posted on Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network

Words fail me as much as brains fail Dr. Kimberly Daniels. You know, there are laws in some states that you cannot publicly criticize food: Oprah was sued by a Texas cattleman association (she ultimately won). It would be interesting to see M&M Mars go after Daniels.

Comments

[kylejcrb.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!



...Seriously?

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

Unbelievable, isn't it?

[thedragonweaver.livejournal.com]

The worst part is that you know that no facts are going to change this lady's mind. All of the Christians I know joyously get into trick-or-treating with no fear of anything other than dodgy candy (as in, candy that's been sitting in a hot car or a drawer for months.)