An evil trick that I played once upon a time

[thewayne]

(i.e. four decades ago)

What brought it to mind was a friend bought a new laptop that was giving him weird problems, and I showed him a program called Furmark that really stresses graphics cards and GPUs by drawing a super hi-res eyeball on your screen.

Back in the days of the original PC and PC-XT, I came upon a Dos program that drew a giant eyeball on the screen. It was slightly bloodshot, it would occasionally blink, and it would slowly and randomly scan back and forth across the screen, it was sort of a screen saver to prevent monitor burn-in as that was a real problem back then. This was around '86-'88, I was working for a pension plan/actuarial company doing database development.

I shared my office with the woman who did almost all the word processing for the company, I also did a lot of contract processing along with time keeping. Our office was kinda high-traffic. One day I left that eyeball program running when I went to lunch. I took a late lunch, around 3pm or so, as I worked 10-7. Normally I'd have a screen saver like flying toasters or whatever, or I'd turn the monitor off.si

I came back, and this guy who was fairly credulous came up and asked me about the giant eyeball. I told him it was a security program and that if anyone messed with my keyboard, it would take a picture of them.

And he bought it.

In the mid '80s. We didn't have web cams at that time. For that matter, we didn't have the world wide web at that time! Barely had the internet!

My alignment is chaotic silly, why do you ask?

Comments

[acelightning2]

Is there a version of it that will run on Windows 10?

[thewayne]

I have no idea if that eyeball program is still around, that was 40 years ago. I'll take a look for it if I remember.

The Furmark program is available here:
https://www.geeks3d.com/dl/show/705/UEEYzxyKzVp6ayq

It sorta looks like an eyeball, and you can uncheck some boxes to turn off how it's measuring your graphics card.

[acelightning2]

I think I've seen that as a screensaver somewhere. And there is also something with a PAIR of demonic eyes that look around, blink, and stuff like that.

I usually choose a fairly simple geometric type of screensaver, Lissajoux figures or the pipe maze. Now I just set my screen to turn off after 15 seconds of inaction. And a slide show of photos of different places.... would just be too distracting.

[thewayne]

Being a photographer, I use my photographs as a screen saver, going back to '78.  Since I'm not normally at my computer(s) when the screen saver is running, not a huge deal for me.

[acelightning2]

Photography wasn't something that demanded my participation sixty years ago. And having a constantly changing background on my screen would make it difficult for me to concentrate on what I was trying to do. Instead, I just created and/or edited short audio clips and assigned them to various events. I have the moment from the movie where Data shouts "Oh, SHIT!" as my "major system failure" alert sound.