thewayne: (Cyranose)
"If I am elected president I will go after marijuana smokers and the states that allow them to smoke. I'll shut them down big time. I'm sick of these addicts, sick of these liberals with no self-control."
—Gov. Chris Christie

This from the guy who allowed pig gestation crates in NJ to try and get more of the farm vote in Iowa, the guy who had bariatric surgery and still weighs what he does, the guy who has had the credit rating of his state lowered three times or more 'till it's now pretty much junk bond status.

Yeah, this is the guy whom I want running the United States. I think he'd make a great runningmate for Trump, or vice-versa.
thewayne: (Cyranose)
"I have to tell you the truth. I'm tired of hearing about the minimum wage. I really am."
—NJ Gov. Chris Christie

After running the statement through the Truth Behind The Lies (TM pending) filter, it comes out as "I have to tell you the truth. I'm tired of hearing about people so poor that they can't make meaningful donations to my campaign funds and those of my friends. I really am."

On rare occasion you find a politician who will honestly live on food stamps for a week, I believe Cory Booker did and found it extremely hard to work well while on it. I'd love to see Christie try it on minimum wage, obviously he couldn't survive the food stamps diet, he'd be roasting his kids.
thewayne: (Default)
"I've never seen a less optimistic time in my lifetime in this country, and people wonder why...It's because government's now telling them 'Stop dreaming. Stop striving. We'll take care of you.'"
—Gov. Chris Christie

Wait just a minute here. Isn't it previous Republican congresses that have destroyed unemployment benefits while destroying jobs? Isn't it Republican legislatures that are introducing such lovelies as trans-vaginal ultrasounds to shame women getting abortions? That doesn't sound too much like the government wanting to take care of you.

Oh, I get it! It's the GOVERNMENT taking care of CORPORATIONS! Thank you, People United!

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