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"Am I mad at God? Yeah, I'm mad at him. I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn't happen... These people at the New York Times... don't want me in the marketplace. That's what this is all about."
—Bill O'Reilly, in wake of report on $32M settlement with Fox News colleague re sexual misconduct accusation

Somehow I don't think God is too happy at you, either. No hint of personal responsibility for what he did: had he not done it, it wouldn't have happened. I think the worst part was hearing about the raise from the Murdochs after the $32M settlement when his contract was renewed.

Crossposts: https://thewayne.livejournal.com/1036619.html

My hart is boken! Howeverswill he make ends meat! Surely heswill end up on the streets in the gutter, (hopefully) a broken man.

I'm sure there are a few more people he can kill in his alleged historical books if he sets his pea-brain to it.

*snerk*

Crossposts: http://thewayne.livejournal.com/1011697.html

"When you hear something on a partisan-driven program, do not believe it."
—Bill O'Reilly

I don't think anything else need be said.

"No matter what society does, there will always be mass murder -- always."
—Bill O'Reilly

And there will always be car accidents, so we shouldn't wear seat belts.
And there will always be food poisoning, so we shouldn't have meat inspections.
And there will always be disease outbreaks, so we shouldn't have vaccin---oh, wait, we're already opposed to that. I forgot.

"I have more power than anybody other than the president, in the sense that I can get things changed, quickly. I don't have to go through the legislative process; I don't have to do any of that. I can just bring it to the people and say, 'Look, this has gotta be dealt with.'"
— Bill O'Reilly

Ego much?

"I'll tell you why [religion's] not a scam, in my opinion: tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication...It always comes in, and always goes out. You can't explain that."
— Bill O'Reilly

Gotta love Bill! I guess he's never heard of the moon. Or maybe he's really in to Zen koans.

"Sarah Palin needs to go to college."
-- Bill O'Reilly

A Fox commentator stating the obvious -- and accurately? Hmmmm.... maybe Bill's contract is up and he's angling for a show with Jon Stewart on Comedy Central?

"Barack Obama -- Is he the devil?"
-- Bill O'Reilly question for Lou Dobbs

Bill O'Reilly -- Is he sane and rational? I guess the same could be said for most of the rest of Fox News "personalities".

"I don't care about the Constitution!"
-- Bill O'Reilly, on Attorney General Eric Holder's decision to try five Gitmo detainees in NYC

I would LOVE to have the full quote or see the segment!

"Tonight, 200,000 men and women who wore our uniform proudly, and served this country courageously, as veterans will go to sleep under bridges, and on grates."
-- John Edwards

"Come on. The only thing sleeping under a bridge is that guy's brain. We're still looking for all the veterans sleeping under the bridges, so if you find anybody, let us know."
-- Bill O'Reilly, whose NYC office will be the site of a demonstration today by homeless vets

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Entries tagged with bill o'reilly

Bill O'Reilly is mad at God. Huh. I'll bet a lot of women are mad at God for Bill O'Reilly.

I am SOOOOO sad! Bill O'Reilly lost his job at Faux Newts!

Thank you very much, Bill, for demonstrating self-nullification!

Go, Bill!

Uh oh, someone's been drinking the koolade again!

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